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You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.

i do augustus, i do.

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

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nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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florabon:

Neither Cecil nor Steve like Town Meetings all that much.

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highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

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allyargents:

nucleir:

when two people u follow have the exact same icon

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when four people u follow have just slightly different icons

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  • Question: 50 and 55?? (Go the weird ask thingie friend) - anime-assbutts
  • Answer:

    50. Ever used Bow and Arrow? Actually yes, at scout camp. But the instructor has never believed I was left handed. And the first time I didn’t know left from right, so I couldn’t prove it.

    55. Favorite fruit pie flavor? Probably Strawberry Rhubarb, unless rhubarb doesn’t count as a fruit. If so, I’d have to go with cherry.

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mukuroikusaba:

attack on titan but in the 90s

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sie sin das essen und pick up your pager

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nbcparksandrec:

Let freedom ring.